I think my lady bits must want to kill me.
We are all alone, born alone, die alone, and in spite of True Romance magazines...– Hunter S. Thompson, The Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman 1955-67 (via boyaboutown)
If you’ve never seen Hyperdrive you are missing out.
At 7pm this evening I will be officially self employed. HUZZAH!
In the past decade, Brazil has been touted for lifting 25 million people out of...– Brazil’s new plan to beat poverty (via caraobrien) Holy shit I want to move to Brazil. I think they also have an amazing public transport system. I could be wrong, its something I’m remembering from a show I saw a long time ago on the discovery channel or something like that.
The universe is far too amazing for us to stay at home and squabble about oil...– via delgrosso. Amen to that. (via gatsbylives) Indeed.
“I will drop you like a bag of flaming shit, on the doorstep of someone I hate.”
The US budget is like a 1st grader playing Oregon Trail. Spend all the money on...– Malhavoc430 // Reddit (via mattchew03) Oh god, I’m dying. (via custerdiedforyoursins) LMAOOOOOO (via celticthistle)
New fake band name: Primal Arm Wrestling
Shit likes to hit the fan in truckloads these days…