I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole...– Bill Hicks (via promisepaul)
Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those...– Mark Twain, Note-Book, 1935 (via anedumacation) I suppose I should drink more…
How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill your...– Edward Abbey (via lifeofmind)
Me: Brain, do you think you can stop having imaginary philisophical conversations with fake people so I can sleep? Brain: No. Me: well fine then, I’ll just lie here until you’ve had your fun. Brain: Sounds good. goes back to imagining
This may sound funny, but, I have gelatin on my face right now. Why? It’s cheaper than pore strips. Mix one packet unflavored gelatin with about a tablespoon of milk. Microwave for 30 seconds, then brush onto face. Wait for it to dry, then peel off. Seriously cheaper than pore strips and just as effective. Yeah, I’m a weirdo.
Frankly, our ancestors don’t seem much to brag about. I mean, look at the state...– Mockingjay - Suzanne Collins (via thatquote) Truth
“I can go get my sonic screwdriver and we can play Doctor.” Yep, I think I’m in love.
He asked me if he “should thaw some chicken boobs for our dinner tomorrow”. I think I’m in love.
Matt Smith wants a new uniform
pintsizeninja: Doctor Who star Matt Smith wants a new uniform: Although he feels he is “stuck” with the look he helped to create, he thinks it may be time for a spot of leather, too. “That would be good,” he says, thoughtfully. Okay. I’m not sure how I feel about this. Adding a bit of leather would be okay, but don’t get rid of the bow tie! Matt Smith is such a hipster.
whatwouldgodotdo: sir ian mckellen
You know what’s interesting about assassination? Well, not only does it change...– George Carlin (via fuckyeahpsychedelics)
Bill Murray is riding and elephant. What the heck am I watching?